At the press conference after the Seattle Sounders’ 3-3 draw against the LA Galaxy, head coach Brian Schmetzer was asked about the halftime chalk-talk as the team dealt with a comically snakebitten first half that saw his team trailing 2-0. Schmetzer demurred about the details, preferring to keep matters in-house, but after what may have been the unluckiest half of soccer since he took the reigns as head coach, one can guess that the notes on the whiteboard resembled something like this: ¯_(u30c4)_/¯
After all, what does one say after yet another half of soccer where the Sounders could credibly claim to have been the better side — dominant even — yet found themselves staring another deficit in the face?